Roommate agreement?

All right, so this is a roommate agreement my roommates and I had to fill out. 

I genuinely hope the housing office finds this as hilarious as we do.

If something we are doing is bothering us about each other we will: Make fun of each other.

If one of us is violating a federal, state, college, or housing policy, we will: kick them in the head.

With regard to posters and other room decorations that may be questionable in taste, we will: Vandalize 

Roommate 1: My mood most of the time is: Melancholy

Something that is likely to annoy me is: Everything

Times when I would prefer to be left alone are: Sleeping

Something that will usually cheer me up is: My roomies!

Roommate 2: My mood most of the time is: Vengeful 

Something that is likely to annoy me is: People

Times when I would prefer to be left alone are: Whilst meditating

Something that will usually cheer me up is: Black men

(ME) Roommate 3: My mood most of the time is: Angry

Something that is likely to annoy me is: Everything

Times when I would prefer to be left alone are: All the time

Something that will usually cheer me up is: Johnny Depp

Roommate 4: My mood most of the time is: Chipper

Something that is likely to annoy me is: Chickens

Times when I would prefer to be left alone are: When in the present of chickens

Something that will usually cheer me up is: Chickens

Roommate 5: My mood most of the time is: Lethargic

Something that is likely to annoy me is: Pot heads

Times when I would prefer to be left alone are: Sleeping

Something that will usually cheer me up is: Food and taco-flavored kisses! 

If one of us has continually been messy, we will: Lock them in the bathroom

If the trash has not gone out in the past 2 days, we will: We will, we will, rock you!

If someone damages something in the room, we will: Can we fix it? Yes we can! We will go Bob the Builder on that crap!

So anyway...

have a great day, ya'll :D