To all you guys...

I would just like to apologize on my behalf

(possibly most of the species called women as well).

I apologize for our complications, 

but most importantly for all of the drama we start.

I've noticed we just can't leave well enough alone

(this definitely includes me) (I've just noticed lately). 

This does not apply to all women, just most. 

Sincerely,

A drama starter herself,

--Angie